CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lies perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
At tax time, Chuck Norris mails the IRS only a picture of himself,crouched & ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. Ever.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
4 comments:
Dude this post is kind of stupid. What is the point exactly?
I love it! You are the best, that is except for Mr. Norris.
The boys loved these. They have gone back to the other room and I can hear them saying their favorites to each other and then dissolving into fits of giggles. They are big Chuck Norris fans - last week Caleb had a school project that included coming up with a new cast for the movie Because of Winn Dixie. He immediately decided that Chuck Norris would play the part of the pet store owner.
lol - I just overheard Caleb say, "I'm going to print those out and tape them to my shirt."
What’s the point?
They’re a hoot!
What more point do you need?
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